December 2009
39 posts
Mikelangelo and the Black Sea Gentlemen →
Farewell internets, i leave you with this band to entertain you in place of me (not that you need me) until next year. Enjoy.
4chan Founder “moot” to Speak at TED →
feeblekazoo:
To quote Alice: “The Lord Master of the Internets is doing a TED talk.”
That quote is not what I said :P
I don’t remember what I said but that’s not it. Still, cool.
Mouse Party →
Musical Hates
Eg11: “AMERICA’S SWEETHEARTS” by FALL OUT BOY
Lyrically driven songs which make little to no sense, or have unintelligible lyrics. In this case, I honestly had no idea what the final lyric of the tagline of the chorus was until I looked it up just then.
Also, first verse:
“You could have knocked me out with a… I know you heard this all before, but were just...
Platinum Grit Episode 20 →
Motherfuck yeah
“The man is a national treasure. Uhh, he’s a national treasure, and uhh he’s a...”
– Hugh Laurie [speaking of Stephen Fry in 50 Not Out] (via fuckyeahfryandlaurie)
Bartending/Cocktails/Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster -... →
holy shit this. party drinking only pan galactic gargle blasters (and occasional G&T’s) anyone?
“The first venues in Australia maintained a very small selection of options, rum,...”
– Etrainu - Online RSA Course, OLGR RSA, RSG, RMLV, Food Safety Training in QLD - Etrainu.com
Gettin' my RSA
Women should have no more than 2 standard drinks a day on average.
So if I don’t drink all year I can have 730 standard drinks on new years and still work out okay?
“Schwarze used two fungi to alter Norwegian spruce and sycamore to closely...”
– The Biotech Stradivarius - The 50 Best Inventions of 2009 - TIME
Stolen hate
danielowhingeton:
alicemonster:
Eg10: “BECAUSE I GOT HIGH” by AFROMAN
Songs which were popular when I was in primary school which have ridiculously obscene lyrics that went way over everyone’s heads (except presumably the teachers)…(or so I assume)
It’s the “was gonna eat your pussy too, but then I got high” line that really surprised me about this song. Just brings back memories..my year...
Musical Hates
Eg10: “BECAUSE I GOT HIGH” by AFROMAN
Songs which were popular when I was in primary school which have ridiculously obscene lyrics that went way over everyone’s heads (except presumably the teachers)…(or so I assume)
It’s the “was gonna eat your pussy too, but then I got high” line that really surprised me about this song. Just brings back memories..my...
Musical Hates
Eg9: “FUNK SOUL BROTHER” by FATBOY SLIM
Songs which only have two lines of lyrics.
Further example of this: “THIS IS NOT A LOVESONG” by “PUBLIC IMAGE LTD”
I hate both these bands for these songs. They’re so tedious and stupid and they don’t go anywhere and they make me want to bash holes in things.
red bull is not food. learn from my mistakes.
Dinosaur lights →
I want all of these.
Musical Hates
Eg8: “FUNHOUSE” by PINK
Songs with FUCKING TERRIBLE LYRICS.
“This used to be a funhouse But now it’s full of evil clowns It’s time to start the countdown I’m gonna burn it down down down I’m gonna burn it down”
Now I could get past the fact that house and clowns don’t rhyme by a long stretch if she didn’t try to make up for it by...
Musical hates (catch up time)
Eg7: “USE SOMEBODY” by THE KINGS OF LEON
Songs (or albums) which are pretty cool for the first fifty times you hear them, but then the Coles sound system gets a hold of them and they die of repeated abuse.
This one goes out to Slato. He really liked the album this song’s from for about a week. Worked at coles at the time. Very very shortly after it was released he...